Saturday 12 June 2010

Engineering vs. Management

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude. "You must be an Engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."


感嘆男人 :
有才華的長的醜, 長的帥的掙錢少 , 掙錢多的不顧家, 顧家的沒出息 ,
有出息的不浪漫, 會浪漫的靠不住 , 靠的住的又窩囊 .

感嘆女人 :
漂亮的不下廚房, 下廚房的不溫柔 , 溫柔的沒主見, 有主見的沒女人味,
有女人味的亂花錢 , 不亂花錢的不時尚 , 時尚的不放心, 放心的沒法看.

老婆是電視 , 情人是手機, 在家看電視 , 出門帶手機, 破產賣電視 ,發財換手機,
偶爾看電視 , 整天玩手機 , 電視終身不收費, 手機欠費就停機 .

做女人一定要經得起謊言 , 受得起敷衍, 忍得住欺騙, 忘得了諾言 ,
寧願相信世上有鬼, 也不能相信男人那張嘴 ……